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Captain's Log #3
Well.... thanks to Best Buy for nothing!!  Dr. Spock installed my stereo in my truck.  I found a great buy on a Pioneer Stereo from Walmart.  Anywho,  When installing the stereo, a wiring short happened and blew my stereo up. No smoke, but no sound!  I returned the stereo back to walmart and ended up having to buy a Sony stereo.  The following day I returned the wiring harness back to Best Buy.  I'm sorry, I was told, but we can't give you a refund on this harness because it was opened and used.  I said , "Look here doofus, Your harness blew my stereo up!'  Either give me a refund, or you can buy me a new stereo!!   Chalk one up for the low class white boy with a nice tan.  THey gave me a Gift Card for the amount...... Now wasnt that freakin nice of them???   KICKS BEST BUY IN THE ASS AGAIN!!

I dont know if this is really what blogs are meant for, but thats what I'm using it for! I feel a poem brewing up in my tummy.

Play some funky music white boy ( thats Dr. Spock )

I went to Best Buy to buy me a cable,
I was told they didnt have one, so I laid it on the table!
I'll be back tomorrow with a mission at hand,
Give me my freaking harness,  or we'll see where we stand.

(BEEBOPS)... *wipes spit off my chin and mic*

I bought me a new stereo from the big Mart,
Costed alot more money than buying a Pop Tart.
Took it to the house in put  in my truck,
Forgot to get the harness at Best BUY F....................art....HEHEHEHEHE

(BREAK DANCES)

Dang.... getting dizzy.......ummm..... passes out!!


Captain's Log #4

After waking up several hours later, I realized I woke up to the sight of my butt in the air being probed.  The aliens on this distant planet with probing me for what???  My brain is at the other end!!!  I've been violated!!  Well... that was the most touchy touchy I've had in awhile.  Note to Log... Don't mention those fantasies out loud.  It gets documented.

On a different note:  I let a friend of mine ride my motorcycle.. Guess what?? Yup, he laid it over!  Thats one thing you dont do, ride a freinds bike then lay it over.  (shakes head)  But its okay, I'm a nice guy and really easy to get along with.  Actually, I'm just EASY (blushes)

Well.... Brain is starting to heat up and my ADHD is really kicking in for sitting at this computer for more than 3 minutes.  So, in the great words of Mork form Ork..... NANU NANU!

Fart_Chan Out!!

Captains Log #2:  I woke up this morning and it turns out that it's Monday.  What ever happned to the long weekend??  Is the earth spinning faster now?  Dr. Spock is working on a time machine to stop time.  Don't think he'll ever finish it or even figure it out.  Today, I will have to work.  Yes... WURK (hooked on phonics spelling).  You ever feel like you just want to stay in bed and no do a thing?  Well, thats not today!!

*KICKS BEST BUY IN THE ASS*  I bought a new stereo for my truck yesterday.  I bought the wrong wiring harness (Walmart's fault.. their crap doesnt ever work!!) .  So I ventured outside the spaceship and went to Best Buy to get one.  I get there at 7:20 pm and they close at 7:00pm in the car audio installation section.  Bummer!!  Then I go to Circuit City by 7:35 pm.  They close at 7:00pm by the stereo dude said that even though its close, he can still get what I needed.  But guess what, they were out of harness for my truck!!  He dude said that the managers at Best Buy could have gotten what I needed, they were just being lazy!!!  So, here's to Best Buy... "SWIFT KICK IN THE ASS"

Okay, now that my brain is working overtime to type this and my fingers are cramping, I'll sign out!  Until next time........

FART-CHAN OUT!!!!!!

Captain's Log #1:  I have ventured into an unknown world with new territory to encounter.  Nothing really exciting has happened to me today.  Then again, that is EVERYDAY! Right now I'm just a work pretending that I actually doing something.  Well.... I really don't know what to put there so no since in rambling on and on and on and on and on..........

So... Fart-Chan OUT!!